Klemmer

Klemmer is a unit of account equal to a million.

Synonym: a million

When I was a kid, a Klemmer was enough to retire on. But with all this central bank money printing, I think I will need at least 3 Klemmers to stop working.

by FitzSimmons January 28, 2021

Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die

Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!

by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermesha

The best black girl you will ever meet. Kermesha may seem shy at first and in important places like school or work, but when she's out of school she's the most fun-ass bitch that will never want to stop having fun! Kermesha is very friendly, nice and soft. Yet tough like a soldier. Anyone should be thankful to be livin' like Kermesha.

Person 1:Who's that chick over there?

Person 2: That cool looking one?
Person 1:Yeah, the bad-ass looking one
Person 2: Oh, that's Kermesha. I swear anyone who is friends with her has got one of the most slaying girls on the planet.

by Vxper August 28, 2016

Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

by 3am Dice August 31, 2017

Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

Klemao

A combination of kek and lmao, used when something is just that funny or just to confuse your friends.

"That joke made me Klemao!" Friend: "Nigga wtf"

by throbby August 26, 2018

kermit style

Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...

Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!

by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020