kiwi juice

A dangerous mixture of methamphetamine and non-alcoholic beer. Sometimes grants super strength to those high on it.

Bloody hell that wanker punched a hole in me. Must be high on kiwi juice.

by Ydoofus December 25, 2022

Mr.Kiwi2

A handsome kiwi Mr Kiwi2 an amazing YouTuber charming and funny

Mr.Kiwi2 is an amazing YouTuber

by Mr.Kiwi June 29, 2022

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

by D-money October 1, 2004

kiwi fruit

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005

Kiwi

A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.

WOW! This kool sport kiwi is waaaay better then squash!

by M&N® November 7, 2010

kiwi enema

Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.

"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."

by DrCruel November 21, 2006

kiwi fruit

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.

Have you got the kiwi fruit?

by Twattt April 14, 2008