kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

by Alexand June 23, 2006

Kitten

A very young feline that is usually playful and cute. The span of being a kitten usually lasts for a short amount of time. Kittens grow at a reasonable rate until they reach their full size, and when they reach that peak, they become a cat. Overall, kittens are fun to be around.

Yeah, I got a kitten yesterday, and I named her Sparklez.

by RUAJERK1231243 April 5, 2015

Kitten

Describing someone as being a soft cunt or a little bitch, like a kitten is soft and harmless.

Stop being a kitten!

by HudsonfromNZ April 1, 2019

Kitten

Typically a soft girl who has soft and wholesome features uses phrases like "pls ;~;" "I rlly need a hug rn :(" " hmph" "noooooo" "pweaseeee" "meanie" ">:("

Person: you're an absolute kitten
Retard in denial: Noooo I'm not kitten >:(

by AlphamaleChad August 25, 2019

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.

The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.

by Slugbait the fifth October 27, 2011

kittenness

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!

that girl was so kittenness!!!!

by wintercat November 22, 2011

kitten

a kitten

A kitten... aww so cute

by mcdonaldsdelivery November 8, 2020