kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.
Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.
by Alexand June 23, 2006
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Kitten

A very young feline that is usually playful and cute. The span of being a kitten usually lasts for a short amount of time. Kittens grow at a reasonable rate until they reach their full size, and when they reach that peak, they become a cat. Overall, kittens are fun to be around.
Yeah, I got a kitten yesterday, and I named her Sparklez.
by RUAJERK1231243 April 05, 2015
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Kitten

Typically a soft girl who has soft and wholesome features uses phrases like "pls ;~;" "I rlly need a hug rn :(" " hmph" "noooooo" "pweaseeee" "meanie" ">:("
Person: you're an absolute kitten
Retard in denial: Noooo I'm not kitten >:(
by AlphamaleChad August 25, 2019
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kitten

by mcdonaldsdelivery November 09, 2020
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Kitten

Describing someone as being a soft cunt or a little bitch, like a kitten is soft and harmless.
Stop being a kitten!
by HudsonfromNZ April 01, 2019
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Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.
The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.
by Slugbait the fifth October 12, 2011
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kittenness

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!
that girl was so kittenness!!!!
by wintercat November 23, 2011
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