krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

kissy

having the desire to kiss someone (a human of either or both genders)

i had a kissy dream last night.
(not about hershey kisses)

by purplelightning4eva January 26, 2006

Krispy

Kris-py, - adjective - Describing one's fresh style and unique swagger

My nigga Jookjook is sooo mawfuckin Krispy dat even dem hataz be diggin his swagg.

by J Niggs July 2, 2007

kissy face

A type of gurning (distorting the face) currently popular amongst adolescent girls who enjoy taking and posting online multiple pictures of themselves. The kissy face is achieved by screwing the lips together and sticking them out so that they look as much as possible like a horse's anus while it's having a difficult time with its intestines. The result should then be photographed and posted on Facebook.

"Aaargh. I really used to fancy Kayleigh, but then I saw all those kissy face selfies she posted!"

by cobriza March 8, 2014

kisspy kreme

The act of a kissing a man directly after taking his load in your mouth, only to force it into his own. Instead of swallowing the cum, one simply takes it in their mouth and reciprocates it back into the man's sealed with a kiss.

Friend- "I thought you and Amber were doing well, what happened?"

Man- "Yeah well, we were until last night; she gave me a Kisspy kreme and I ended it then and there! I hate the taste of my own seaman, its just so bitter."

by Weepingbell Willow December 8, 2013

krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

hot krispy kreme

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."

"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"

by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017