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Kinderpocalypse

The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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my kinder queen

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.
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Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
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kinerd

One who loves Kina Grannis, amazing singer-songwriter from Southern California.
1. I went to Kina's concert at Hiro Ballroom and hung out with a bunch of Kinerds at Hop Kee afterwards.
2. So how long have you been a Kinerd?
3. Kinerds are the nicest people you will ever meet.
by Joey the Kinerd October 3, 2009
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Kingerbate

When your jerking off and your mom walks in your room and you jizz on her leg and she likes it then your dad comes in and then you have a 3 way with your dad and mom
I kingerbated my parents
by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017
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Kinder Joy

कट गया
Bhai bandi ne mera kinder joy kar diya
by Gangrelated August 1, 2020
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Kindergarten

Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden
Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
by Felix May 13, 2005
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