by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
Get the keeper of the seven keys mug.when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
by Jason June 30, 2004
Get the Covenant of the Keys mug.Keusch(pronounced kirsch) is one of many ways to tell someone everything is going to be fine, good,great and to not worry.
CIAN: oh my god the firework factory is on fire!!!!!
SEAN: It's keusch, we get to see a wicked display!!!
SEAN: It's keusch, we get to see a wicked display!!!
by sean couch October 3, 2009
Get the keusch mug.to be out of somewhere; exclaimed upon departing for vacation, or in hopes of ending the night with a girl in a hotel room.
I'm leaving for Cabo tomorrow, we out room keys!
I'm going to meet her in the casino....room keys baby!
I'm going to meet her in the casino....room keys baby!
by danatos June 24, 2010
Get the room keys mug.A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!
Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.
by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010
Get the Florida Keys mug.v. keysmash
A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.
ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333
ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;
"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.
A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.
ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333
ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;
"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.
#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o
#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?
#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D
#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?
#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D
by KK-shi November 30, 2007
Get the keysmashery mug.The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.
I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.
by Chuck January 6, 2005
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