Ketchapp

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.

He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.

by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015

ketchup shwetty

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

by YAWA August 14, 2017

ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

by The Sweet Dragon September 26, 2010

Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 13, 2011

kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.

Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.

by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016

Kitchen Envy

When two chat celebs get so triggered that they talk about your kitchen renovation for nine months or more despite hating your guts.

WeeHoops: Kitchen, wee paige, kitchen, queer.
Paige: Oh he don't mean it.
Sane person: They have kitchen envy again.

by Wodderwick January 2, 2023