Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)
by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016
Get the Kernst mug.A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid.
(Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)
(Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)
Girl: Do you hear that irritating motherfucker? Why is he fully grown, but still acts like my little sister in elementary school??
Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse.
Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse.
by tvrepairman October 23, 2010
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Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.
The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
Get the close to the kernel mug.To sleep with your mom, except not as a 4-year-old who's scared of the dark, but after you're well into adulthood.
Kerns: So mom, same place same time tonight? ;) (*cough* my room, midnight *cough*)
Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around.
Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around.
by rodentcontrol October 30, 2011
Get the Kerns mug.A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.
The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue.
by ponderpoint June 14, 2011
Get the Kernel mug.A device powered by Zimbabweans that can produce more energy than it takes in. It has the power to bring down entire nations, but can only be purchased with euros as of yet.
me: holy shit that group aint to be messed with
mum: white boi, you afraid of an old time ass whooping?
me: you seen the size of their kernregenerator?
mum: white boi, you afraid of an old time ass whooping?
me: you seen the size of their kernregenerator?
by No. 1 Rüdiger October 7, 2009
Get the Kernregenerator mug.Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.
"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."
by yeeson March 11, 2009
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