kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe
Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside
by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017
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Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks
by Steve Hall November 16, 2004
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Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.
Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!
by Fire King March 07, 2004
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Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE
"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog
by Kermit the frog worshiper October 21, 2020
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Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die
by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018
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Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.
Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!
by Quickmawz September 02, 2022
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commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets
i want to commit kermit
by EastTV March 09, 2019
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