keyber

A person with an extremely large penis

I heard from Jenny that Tom is totally a keyber

by Louie ralphsace July 27, 2014

KerbCrawlingMP

A load that a woman should swallow and not let near her womb. Greasy, orange genetic mutation.

An orangutan covered in feces.

by Anon February 15, 2005

keeber toast

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.

"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."

by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007

Kerbey

Kerbey is the definition for a very very selfish person

"Youre having a kerbey moment"

by jack the ripper 2 October 12, 2007

karber

Man without rizz. Gets no women. A karber is a lonely man who spends his whole life looking for love. He will only ever find men. He is often ginger. And has one incredibly handsome ginger friend.

Oh that man is such a karber, what a loser.

When a karber walks in, all the women disappear.

by Geeham June 4, 2023

kemberley

Your parents didn't know how to spell Kimberly so they did their best. Now you have to spell your name verbally for anything important but it's made you stronger than any one with the correct spelling. You are unique and laugh at anything. You always look at the bright side of any situation and because of the misspelling of your name you learned to spell very well.

You spell Kimberly how? Kemberley

by Product of Woodstock January 20, 2017

kelbert

Farting into a vagina

Give me a good old kelberting me old tosspot

by Wardy October 3, 2017