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Kenneth

Anglicization of the Gaelic Coinneach or Cainnech, meaning "handsome and fiery".

In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.

In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
Scenario 1:

Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.

Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.

Scenario 2:

Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.

With a Matthew:

Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
by AWellspokenBeast August 9, 2010
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The most asian of all the Asians, better than the rest of the Kenneths, most Kenneth of all the Kenneths
Kenneth is such an asian
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Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight?
by Ketmister August 2, 2006
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A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.
"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"
by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010
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"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"
by Funky Rider November 22, 2006
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Kenneth is a term for laying in bed laxing off al day and getting "fravær" from class because of it.
by Eddyteddey February 2, 2019
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A boy why has a beautiful smile. The only thing he likes is too sleep and play games.
Someone: Omg, everytime I see that boy he only sleep or plays games.

Me: yeah! He must be a Kenneth....
by Wurth February 5, 2019
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