A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.
Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!
by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"
"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk
"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk
by lovefromlucyinthesky September 22, 2011

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.
by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022

by Memesauce July 27, 2016

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
by manieman October 16, 2009
