Usually sexy. They're older than their girlfriends. They usually either have blonde, brown, or black hair. Normally curly. They are tan. They treat women with respect. When his friends say "bros before hoes" he corrects them that its his girlfriend first. She's his priority. He loves to party. Weed, alcohol and girls and he's set. He likes having people's exes. He's very outgoing and loud.
by RockYourNight June 04, 2013
They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.
by Kim Jean May 30, 2018
Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.
From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"
by bluhluhluhschning August 09, 2011
A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.
A Keith: Are you from Tennessee
Another Man's Wife: no
A Keith: Your the only ten I see.
Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.
A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
Another Man's Wife: no
A Keith: Your the only ten I see.
Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.
A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
by swizle7 May 22, 2010
by Chris & Maia July 14, 2002
A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.
That Keith kid is as described.
by Keith9786 December 25, 2012
Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.
You got any Keith?
by McSorely's September 22, 2008