Keesia

An extremely loyal beautiful possesive female; that could possibly break the windows out your car if doublecrossed.

"I should'nt have slept with her sister, because my girl did a keesia on my car"

by SMOOTHCHOCOLATTE February 4, 2010

keeyunt

Another word for the word cunt.

AndyKB is a KEEEEYYYUNNNNNTTTT!

by Jimmy May 4, 2005

Kees

Religion in which people believe the world and everything in it exists entirely of Kees and David in certain unclear amounts.
Kees is mostly viewed as good and David as the bad because david laughed at everything that failed.
But some people say that david isn't evil at all because he is more like a group player.
kees is also used as a name if the original name is unclear.

No i dont believe in god, i believe in kees.
De's probably more david than kees.
Don't mention kees, he's a bit grumpy today.

by Reiga January 4, 2010

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

Keesh

Keesh equals Money-$$$$

Yo homeboi u got some keesh on ya?
or Don't got some keesh.so i'm gon ask ma popz

by Mizz-T September 21, 2005

keesha

A combination of shisha tobacco and keef.

Keef was mixed the shisha tobacco (thus creating keesha) in a hookah bowl before it was covered with foil and smoked.

by FrostyHotSauce February 20, 2012

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010