shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 8, 2006

Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.

"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"

by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008

Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.

Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .

by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.

Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!

by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014

LaTransgender kebab

A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.

No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.

by The real kabob king November 3, 2013

Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!

It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!

by nicmart June 19, 2011