shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 8, 2006

Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.

"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"

by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008

Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.

Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .

by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009

hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh

Do you fancy a dirty kebab?

by Kiercn November 16, 2019

LaTransgender kebab

A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.

No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.

by The real kabob king November 3, 2013

Nezab kebab

When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.

"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"

"Nezab kebab"

by ElParkos May 1, 2021