Kazoo

A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

kazooin

Staying on your grind usually sellin drugs

Guy1: Aye you still Kazooin?
Guy2: yea im pushin about an aounce a day

by 5kittlez September 15, 2006

Kagoole

Rain mac, Over coat, Waterproof. Any outdoor coat which is waterproof. Usually used for walking or the outdoors. Shortened to 'kag'. Hence; 'kag in a bag'.

Have you got your kagoole incase it rains.
Have you got your kag incase it rains.

by joan2000 January 27, 2009

kazoo and chill

Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.

Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"

How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"

by A woman who likes to fuck alot May 13, 2017

kazoopidy

1) A feeling of extreme joyfulness
2) When you feel high but never smoked

“Oh my gosh Susan I’m just so kazoopidy today”

by Imthegrinch0707 October 20, 2018

Kazoochie

When a kazoo falls too close to your coochie

Friend: *drops kazoo in my lap*
Me: "no, don't reach for my kazoochie"

by kazoochie_lover November 30, 2019