Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Kais

Kais's are usually really hot and they are so easy to love. They will put a smile on your face without even trying. They will make you laugh and they will cheer you up. They effect every single emotion of yours and they don't even have to try. They are so loving and so damn funny. They change your night just by jokes. If you are a girl with a kais you are the luckiest girl alive. Kais's are such little rebels and they like to test the rules 😜

Damn kais is so hawt 🔥

by 9-16-16 February 10, 2017

Kagiso

A lit bro or boyfriends to be around. He is known to make anyone laugh and is as attractive as a mug. He is renowned for the his black chocolate and apparently it isn't hard to get😉😉

*Walks past Kagiso*
"Wow he is so dreamyyy"
* Person starts leaking*

by BoyUzamaki June 8, 2018

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006