4 door vw that needs to die, the gayest car ever made, preferred by women and homosexuals, only availiable in automatic or dick shit, reverse gear is an optional upgrade, these cars are extremely popular in hillcrest and san fransisco.
by mikeofawesometown June 15, 2009
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A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.
A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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VW automobile that is slightly smaller than a Passat, yet larger than a VW Golf. Like much of the VW line, the Jetta features excellent safety, a nice assortment of colors, and sturdy German engineering. unfortunately, that can't hide the fact that the Jetta is a girl's car and many guys are still driving them.
Gennady:On the road, I noticed that there are many Jetta's on the road.
Bob: yeah, so?
Gennady: Youre the only guy Ive ever seen driving one.
Bob: yeah, so?
Gennady: Youre the only guy Ive ever seen driving one.
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003
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by Green Giant November 19, 2002
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A car bought by college yo boys mommies and daddys for them so they can better fit in.
A cheap yet trendy German piece of crap automobile that is easily customizable driven by college students who usually stick lots of meaningless bumper stickers on the back in a desperate effort to seem cooler than they really are.
A car bought by college yo boys mommies and daddys for them so they can better fit in.
A cheap yet trendy German piece of crap automobile that is easily customizable driven by college students who usually stick lots of meaningless bumper stickers on the back in a desperate effort to seem cooler than they really are.
Kyle's new Jetta is kickin. He properly fits in with his peers and can now live his life in the flock with all the other sheep.
by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007
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That guy is in jettadenial, he won't accept the fact that he drives a motorized pansey, but instead spends his time making fun of Japanese cars.
by Mark March 9, 2004
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