junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

junkyard dog

is a paid political operative, an attack dog on a leash. A Sunday morning talking head. yelps about the virtues of the Democratic faith.

Liberal talkshow hosts are junkyard dogs.

by Liberal killer December 25, 2009

junkhash

Pubic hairs

At a wet T-shirt contest - "Show us your junkhash!"

by deerhead July 3, 2009

Junktastrophe

The act of being hit in one's junk so hard that it kills you.

Guy1: "Dude, Mike got hit in the junk by a Wrecking Ball and died."
Guy2: "Man that sucks, what a junktastrophe."

by radium61 November 2, 2009

Junkpaw

Junkpaw - verb - a handjob

Junkpaw(s) - noun - attribute of the hands conducive to the handjob i.e. DSL's for HJ's

"I hope I get laid, but to be honest I would settle for the Junkpaw"

"Nah, nothing happened, just went home and junkpawed myself"

by CroopOnHerChest November 9, 2009

Junkasaur

a scene way of referring to a sore penis, sudocreme is often a successful way of dealing with this.

Mum i have Junkasaur again!" "Get the sudocreme out son!

by buttonsex November 24, 2010

Junkyard Frank

It's when you have sex with a girl wearing a used condom and bite her on the butt when your done.

The origin of the phrase is a podcast where the hosts were discussing a certain fictitious person and another mentions it sounds like a crude sexual position.

I did the Junkyard Frank with this girl last night

by GameKnights-Podcast July 27, 2011