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the juggernaut bitch

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by lollskates May 13, 2006
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I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!
*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!
by The Real Jink July 30, 2008
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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
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watermelon juggernaut

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.
by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008
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immane juggernaut

A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path
Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.
by Raven January 9, 2004
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I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
by roushie October 23, 2008
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