Dizzy Jizzy

When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.

Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.

by For Pump October 21, 2018

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the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke

"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"

"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"

Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007

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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

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The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.

"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"

by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017

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