JOHNNASCUS

Part of Spider Gang (Lil Darkie's rapping group). Music is very experimental and loud and just tries to make you uncomfortable on a whole other level.

1: "Should we listen to JOHNNASCUS?"
2: "Who's that?"
1: "This guy!" -Put's him on-
2: "OH. OH GOD MY EARS OH NO AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HE SAYING"
1: "It's fun for the whole family!"

by i could be working June 21, 2021

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

johnnae

a very cool funky fresh girl that is also looking out for others

that johnnae shes so helpful

by STEFINEY January 1, 2012

Johnette

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...

Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017