johntel

Amazing girl. Fine ass, gorgeous hair, and nice smile. Always chills, never spills, down ass chick

I went out last night and met a girl named Johntel, I bought a diamond ring to give her the next day.

by Mtea October 28, 2013

Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015

johnelle

Hot ass chick that likes it weird and rough!

Johnelle likes it weird and rough!

by mike_litorous May 19, 2010

johnnesse

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.

I want to be Johnnesse.

by Strengths December 19, 2016

johnene

Johnenes are usually beautiful on the inside and out. They will make you laugh uncontrollably and smile so much it hurts. They are kind and supper loyal. Johnenes would do anything for their friends. If you have the chance to be friends or more with a johnene never let her go.

Wow she’s beautiful, oh that’s johnene.

by Sweetie kitty May 17, 2018

Johntee

A super skinny guy from Yorkton, Saskatchewan that will literally eat anything and not gain any weight. This guy is a beast in bed (if he ever got there) and his heart is the only thing bigger than his cock.

"Wow I'm so Johntee right now" as she slipped off her pants.

by Pokur Mom October 10, 2018

Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

by Johnnymous January 23, 2019