Johnwill

A talkative and really friendly person that gives out positive energy.

Boy 1: Is that Johnwill?
Boy 2: Yeah! He's really nice

by Charles Higgins November 22, 2021

Johnie

Johnie

Johnie

by anonymous March 5, 2022

johniah

a preson who is funny and fun and is caring but they will ghost you in a heart beat if you lose there trust.

johniah is a girl

by cool fast girl November 22, 2021

Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

joanil

ghetto Filipino girl. very skinny. loves making out. very stubborn.likes nutella.(when she tld me she likes nutella there was some on her braces.it looked funny)very mean.usually likes black boys but is currently talking to a mexican.but he's a wannabe fillipino.addicted to lying.always texting.eats alot.sorta kinda pretty.has never been seen in a dress by her amazing best friend K.A.T. puts dicks before chicks!! like making out while her friend is getting choked!

aye id so fuck joanil

by djhgjkhajgkhg January 28, 2011