Jahnah

Jahnah is a beautiful girl who has a wonderful smile. She lights up the room as soon as she enters it. She's a very good, loyal friend and will be there for you. Doesn't take people's shit and stands up for herself. Every guy wants to be with her and she's wonderful. She is just absolutely gorgeous with an amazing personality.

"She is the most beautiful girl in this room with a perfect personality, she is a Jahnah."

by HALLIEISHAWT August 23, 2011

Jonah

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha

Jonah is always talking about memes.

by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017

Jonah

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.

“What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked

by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018

Johnathon

'Johnathon' is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. He's just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he's too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. He's tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. He plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. He's confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. He's the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. He has a way of seeing people that's different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can't see themself. He makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. He's impossible to forget.

'Do you think Johnathon knows how amazing he is?'

by just_me:) December 15, 2012

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

johnaye

Is a very outgoing person she puts others before herself, johnaye tries to avoid drama & focus on her dreams, but she's also a funny, beautiful girl she makes people feel welcome . Johnaye is not afraid to speak her mind she's very bold do not underestimate a johnae

This meaning for Johnaye sounds about right.

by Ohhhrealllyyyyy March 13, 2017

JohnHenri

Bloke With a sexy mf dad and a huge schlong

Dude #1 - Bro Johnhenri's dads so hot i would tap
Dude #2 - I know right bro hes also got a huge schlong.

by Roadman_Choppiez March 21, 2021