The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019

Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.

Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.

by C-J B June 09, 2017

Johan Barker

Johan is the type of guy who would do the homework for you if you asked kindly.

Johan Barker can you help me?

Yes of course share the document with me!

by Barkerlover123 December 13, 2021

Johan Venter

a person who loves his girlfriend, a person who loves layla. I love you babe❤

hey do u know Johan venter

by Mr_venter August 18, 2017

Johan Santana

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 07, 2006

Johan syndrom

When you not in school and only gaming osu with friends and genshin impact!!!!!

Johan was in home from school and played osu with friends. Thats called Johan syndrom

by Furry meaning March 14, 2022

johan ludwig von

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)

Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!

by benny b from the bronx November 12, 2004