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butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
by Dylowned August 30, 2005
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cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017
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Jobber

A character in a piece of media (or occasionally real life), usually anime, who dies or fails in some way to advance the plot. A jobber might die/fail very easily and quickly or might put up a fight, but either way they will die for no narrative reason but for the sake of dying.
That guy is such a jobber, he tries to fight someone and dies immediately
by ju)3!3728/@/ August 8, 2022
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Burn-Jobber

A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.
Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.
by DoctorBurnJobber November 27, 2019
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Jobber

Someone with a lack of a work ethic. Someone who refuses to change their habits unless they are forced to do so.
"Kevin, get back to work you Jobber." - Alec "The Protector" Namdar
"Antonio Brown left his Jersey on the sideline, you know why? Because he is a fucking jobber, just like you. Be like Brady"
by ethanjoe3 February 15, 2022
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Jobber

A loser in wrestling, who loses to the more establish talent, a jobber's role is suppose to put over their opponent in a match. Jobbers get little to no offense against their more establish opponent, and the jobber would lose in minutes or even seconds. Jobbers make the stars look like stars.
Iron Mike Sharpe, Jerry Allen, Scott Casey, Barry Horowitz, S.D Jones, Lanny Poffo, & The Brooklyn Brawler are great jobbers, because they are good at making their opponents look like stars.
by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 5, 2025
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b-jobbers

a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
Amy gives great b-jobbers
by Ksutra February 3, 2010
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