jism bucket

A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.

Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.

by Nailbanger July 10, 2021

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Plagiar-jism

"I can't believe Preston got away with plagiar-jism on his school essay, that feels wrong on so many levels"

by ijtealeaves January 08, 2022

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When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 08, 2020

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That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022

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Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.

Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!

by Excrushman September 05, 2023

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The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

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When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 24, 2019

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