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jabber woke 

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
jabber woke by Oops11 September 16, 2016
Word of the Day on September 17, 2016
A handjob, shorthand: Jib
Verb: To Jib
"Pleeeeeeeeease give me a jibber"
"She gave me a jibber last night, it was a real jibbly one"
Jibber by Jibblyjobblywonder September 1, 2019

jobby jabber  

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
jobby jabber by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009
hey man, wanna smoke a jibber?
jibber by nigga dayum October 11, 2008

poo jabber 

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.
"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
poo jabber by sillysausage February 8, 2006

Jabber Jock 

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.
Sabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton is such a Jabber Jock, she can't stop jiggling her jizz rocket while taking a choft, which was brought on by eating a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry and splitting a toblerone
Jabber Jock by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005