Jethro'd

A piss poor attempt at a pick up line that actually insults the target well beyond any woman's ability to not kick you square in the balls.

A 'back-handed' compliment.

'Man what happened to him.?'
'Dude, he went to talk to that girl and seriously jethro'd on her!'
'So, why's he on the floor?'
'She punted....'

well, like you, you're a big girl...
WHAT!?!?!
No, like you know, a large body structure...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
No, like, your really there up top...
*balls

by SmokerSmurf April 20, 2010

Jethro Tull

"Jethro Dull" according to Jimmy Page.

Bill: You like Jethro Tull?
Jim: Jethro Dull man.
Bill: True.

by ottop December 28, 2006

Jethro

Abundance in Hebrew.

"Hey Jethro, what does your name mean?"
"Abundance."
"Abundance of shit?"
"Yeahhh"

by PMASSPICS July 2, 2019

Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull invented the seed drill; he was part of the group that created scientific farming as we know it. Also an overrated prog rock band with an electric flute player.

When the history teacher told us Jethro Tull invented the seed drill, we laughed like crazy.

by aleclair August 22, 2005

jettro

a dude who rufuses to touch hes gf, not even a hug

girl hi
boy hi
girl hug me
boy nooo
girl ur such a jettro

by ksks May 30, 2007

jethrope

A twine or string belt used to hold pants up.

In cheap correction facilities, a "Jethro(pe)" refers to a bit of broken shoelace used to tie one belt-loop to another, in order to cinch pants around the waist.

"Brother, you best quit sagging those jeans or the CO's gonna tie a Jethrope on ya".

by zenpanther January 21, 2008

Jethrosexual

A sexuality accompanied by an ultra masculine figure that tends to be mistaken as borderline gay but is actually asserting his dominance over his more feminine beta friends.

Jethro is so Jethrosexual, an orgy of 4 girls and 2 guys doesn't make him flinch.

by An Anonymous Note May 25, 2016