Jerked

When someone’s muscles are very big as a result of lifting weights.

Did he see that guy at the gym? He was jerked!

by Big D you know me June 8, 2018

E-jected

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.

Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"

by synov March 4, 2010

wii-jected

When a nerd rejects another nerd.

Nerd 1: Will you go out with me?

Nerd2: Hell no!

Nerd 3: That was harsh, why did you reject him?

Nerd 4: He deserved to be wii-jected

by Keanu Taylor February 10, 2008

Jerred

The best person in the world and literally a boss at soccer.

Hey you friends with Jerred he's pretty cool.

by Soccer245 March 29, 2019

jerked a dooby

to jerk off

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard

by lil tyb January 23, 2011

Jertevious

You are someone whose parents was high when they named you.

That must be that jertevious you smoking.

by Psiejjjan January 3, 2017

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017