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Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
by hipsterjew March 15, 2010
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Jerichowned

To be owned by WWE superstar Chris Jericho (aka Chris Irvine)
Fan: Go back to Toronto!
Jericho: I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

Person: Wow, he just got Jerichowned!
by JerichoholicY2J June 23, 2010
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Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.
Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016
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Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank
I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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Jewish kid on christmas

A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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Jericha

A confident, sexy, strong woman, who likes to shake her booty at zumba. Knows how to make people feel good (interpret how you want). Constant positive attitude.
Wow, look at the Jericha!
by miss_thang55555 February 3, 2010
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Jewish Illusion

A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.
Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014
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