To masturbate vigorously.
#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010
Get the Jerksterbate mug.(n.) The act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after ejaculation before exclaiming "Ayyyyyyy!!!!", mimicing the iconic sound of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli.
I hooked up with that organge Hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f**k up; so I gave her the 'ol Jersey Donzy
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The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.
"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012
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by MarkDMG July 16, 2014
Get the Jerksmanship mug.A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.
by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016
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by Me.oh.my December 22, 2020
Get the Jerissa mug.It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
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