Javi

High testosterone levels that also make him extremely impulsive which in turn makes him highly anxious. He is a very sexual being but his game is non existent, which makes him a certified simp.

He bro you pulled a javi last night

by DGME November 22, 2021

Javi

A Javi is a person who likes to hang out with lots of people , but he always prefers 1 on 1 hangouts. He is also a horny young man and cant wait to have sex. He can be a douchebag , and youll just wanna punch him , but then he apologizes . He sometimes only wants a huge but he won't ask for it because he thinks he doesn't deserve it .He is a great best friend and usually only has one REAL best friend since hes known since elementary. So if you know a Javi might wanna keep him around because youll regret if you lose him.He is also extremely spontaneous one day is a normal guy and the next day it can be doing the weirdest thing you can imagine, but he does it to make people laugh so they can forget their problems. He is also a geek in many subjects like Astronomy, rockets or any science in general .Sometimes it can be a little annoying. But you can't really get bored near he.

Hey did you meet Javi .
Yes he it's a little weird but looks like a good person.

by El_croquetas November 21, 2021

Javis

A HOE

He sounds like a Javis
Feast your eyes upon the Javis
OH SHIT, JAVIS!
“Everything’s free if you have a gun” ~Javis

by wwateriswet July 8, 2019

Javi

the .avi version of famous YouTuber Jschlatt

YOU: Jschlatt? More like Javi

by Kalman III April 16, 2021

Javyed

Verb
1. Disrupting the process of work flow.
2. Touching items that do not pertain to the individual.
3. Making inappropriate commenting.

Chris javyed the car after we just got done ceramic coating it.

by Universal Def August 18, 2022

Javi Moment

A moment when OCD kicks in, causing an analysis of food. Or the sudden urge to be sanitary and clean.

Oh no! My meat looks pink and undercooked. Javi moment time!

by skatman465 October 10, 2024

Javie

The nickname of Javier, the gay lover of J and V. He is notorious for being shy in the bedroom until his prolapse is tickled silly. Some think this is a joke, but they are all actually in a furiously gay love triangle where the love and passion is distributed unequally - according to V.

Javie is usually the quimby

by slayczar March 26, 2019