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Saint Javelin

A company that promotes blasphemy by depicting people holding a javelin as an saint.
by FreeDonbass2006 November 20, 2022
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javelina

The act of not shaving one's male genitals for several months, then hoping that their recent hook-up isn't used to grinding against hairy hog balls.
"That bitch thought she had the night all planned out... Turns out she ended up with a javelina - was picking hair outta her teeth for days after that weekend..."
by Lomotilian January 12, 2014
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ass-javelin

a term refering to someone who is gay.
Justin Bieber is such an ass-javelin.
by BobMarley42 April 8, 2011
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African Javelin Shove

When a penis is noticeably smaller than the vagina, but is shoved in anyways. Very painful for the girl. Can cause scarring or vaginal bleeding. Also called AJV
Gross. that African Javelin Shove hurt like hell!
by The Sex Position Artist May 26, 2009
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javelining

A headstand without the use of your hands in random locations. Used similar to planking. Also stated as "javelined."
I was javelining on the Golden Gate Bridge.
I javelined at time square!
by Snky Pete April 29, 2014
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Jazelined

I JUST JAZELINED THIS BITCH!
by JazNoodles April 9, 2015
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Javelin

When a women is laying slouched on a couch with her legs spread all the way open. The man who is all the way across the room will proceed to run toward the woman and jump on her trying to insert his penis in her vagina.
"Last night we we fucking and I used the Javelin on her."
by pussylover100 October 9, 2016
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