Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 06, 2024
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MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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