Jaron

A long, handsome individual who usually works in a bank. His friends admire him and strive to be like him.

Not to be confused with Richard or Jon who are not as cool as Jaron.

Wow! That Jaron is so amazing!

by banker69 October 25, 2011

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

Jaroslav Halak

A Canadian ice hockey team, previously named "the Montreal Canadiens".

"The 2010 NHL playoffs are underway, with the Washington Capitals facing off against Jaroslav Halak."

or

"Jaroslav Halak is, surprisingly, tied with the Washington Capitals, 1-1"

by montrealexile April 16, 2010

Jarod

Jarod is the most awesome person every and he will be reallu strong one day he may now look like it right now be he will be soon. He isn't the smoothest player ever he always get made fun of for not having girlfriend but when he does get a girlfriend they together forever and the girl he will date will be some god damn fucking sexy that you cum the second you see her. He also the one out of all your friends that be one to become a superhero named Nightwing.

"Man Jarod is fucking awesome."
"Jarod's girlfriend is so fucking hot."

by Bobby Hudson October 12, 2017

Jaron

A guy with musical ability and skills at everything he attempts

Damn he is so f***in' good at bass!!

by Jaron April 5, 2005

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

jarmers

Pajamas, also spelled pyjamas aka PJs. Sleepwear. Very comfy and the best things in the world!

"I can't wait to get into my jarmers and go to bed!"

by pepsi-mcfly March 24, 2009