Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Jan Tislas

A ship of two boys who are in the band United Vibe.

Combination of the names Jack Tisdall and Jon Guelas.

The ship is created by @jantislas on Instagram.

“Jan Tislas is more real than my soul.”

“Wow my ship aka Jan Tislas is sailing.”

by laughinlikeniall October 31, 2018

jan 14

January 14th is a day where You look at your friends and slap them

YUP YUPPIE

Hey Jack
*jack looks* slaps
Hey man what was the for

“It’s Jan 14th DUDE “

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

Jan

A name short for “Janice” or “Janet” that most women who are now in their 60’s or 70’s have now. One of those names that should’ve stayed in the 70’s.

(guy in 1971) oh god Jan is so hot today in that bell bottom jumper 😩

by bluehundred June 11, 2020

Janning out

Accepted as a colloquial for the first person to fall asleep or leave at a social event

Synonyms: Bitch out, punk out, geek out, pass out.

Did you see that guy Janning out at 10:30 last night?

John- "Hey man, where's Bill? He invited me over here fifteen minutes ago..."
Bob - "Oh, he's Janning out in the tub."

by Basil of Baker Street May 16, 2011

jan 7

The day to slap everyone you make eye contact with.

On jan 7 *makes eye contact* SLAP

by anonymous January 8, 2021

jan 21

This day will be National Hugging Day. Today you might get a hug from someone or you might hug someone like you crush. Good luck!

Today Jan 21 2020 is National Hugging Day!!

by Heytiktokitsava January 20, 2020