jalapenos

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

by Kendra fan February 21, 2008

Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006

jalapenis

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020

Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022

jalapilated

a word that can describe anything depending on the context

hey bro I feel jalapilated I think I'm going to barf

by Professor of Thighology December 29, 2022

hentai jalapeño

Putting a spicy substance on one's penis. Usually to be put into something or someone else.

I can't believe you dared me to give him a hentai jalapeño! Im in so much pain right now!

by Sixshooterp July 27, 2017