A woman under 40 who hunts prey that is not quite the freshest meat on the planet say over 25 but under 35.
Well Seasoned and muscled to nom on.
Well Seasoned and muscled to nom on.
by Mama Eevil April 15, 2011
A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany
"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"
by Mayhem_XP_Omega_13 November 25, 2007
The best marching band in the state of Missouri! Their better than their rival Golden Regiment, even though they never compete against each other. They've won at MU 2 straight years with their last highest score being 95.7!! Everyone in this band is known to be the coolest especially the baritones!
GR member: Man, I want to be in the Jaguar Pride. They're wayyy better than us.
JP Member: Yeahh, we are pretty cool. :)
JP Member: Yeahh, we are pretty cool. :)
by Jagflugelhorn!! October 31, 2011
also "haguar off"
this is a honduran term which is pronounced "haguar off" becaue their "j"'s are "h"'s and stuff like that.
it basically means "fuck off" or "fuck you" because jaguars used to come into the villages and the villagers would have to chase them off and that's what they would yell. but in spanish of course, but us damn english people have to change everything to english, don't we?
you can also just say "jaguar!" and it's like saying "fuck" or "shit".
this is a honduran term which is pronounced "haguar off" becaue their "j"'s are "h"'s and stuff like that.
it basically means "fuck off" or "fuck you" because jaguars used to come into the villages and the villagers would have to chase them off and that's what they would yell. but in spanish of course, but us damn english people have to change everything to english, don't we?
you can also just say "jaguar!" and it's like saying "fuck" or "shit".
ex. 1
Jeff: you're ugly.
Angela: jaguar off!
Jeff: okay.
ex.2
Jeff: jaguar! i failed my math test!
or
Jeff: jaguar! i left the oven on!
Jeff: you're ugly.
Angela: jaguar off!
Jeff: okay.
ex.2
Jeff: jaguar! i failed my math test!
or
Jeff: jaguar! i left the oven on!
by Andy Justice April 18, 2008
by Fishnetbrew November 7, 2020
I hate to say this, but I think the Jaguar XF is going to die very soon without a direct replacement. Bad news out of the way, the XF is a severely underrated luxury sedan that I am BEGGING people to stop sleeping on. Everyone has an E-class, and a 5-series can be seen on any street corner. A Lexus ES? Great, but basic. Audi A6? Same old, same old. But the XF? If you pull up to your board meeting in an XF, you mean business. Yeah, for a while it had the same 'terrible' interior as the F-PACE, an incredibly underrated SUV from the same brand, but Jaguar has got it together and studied the interiors over at Land Rover long and hard. Even before, the XF was London chic in a world of Berlin, Tokyo, Detroit and Seoul monotony. The XF's 35t V6 made it a true sport sedan, and yes, it too could be had with AWD. Before, long ago, the V8-powered XFs were effortlessly cool. Hell, they even made a Sportbrake. Sadly Jaguar is making the dumb decision to not stuff the excellent Ingenium I6 into their sole sedan in the US, and it has already made the even dumber decision to never put a V8 in this thing. The SE trim can't even be had with AWD anymore. However, it undercuts many of the other more widely-known sedans by a significant amount and represents a total steal. Before you walk into that BMW dealer, go check out an XF. You won't regret it. Buy them before Jaguar kills it.
by henryfromny2.0 October 4, 2022
A sex position when you are being held up by your legs between two walls in the air. And having the girl on top.
by Greekassassin March 19, 2009