JackSucksAtLife

Mostly does Minecraft commentaries, is known for being really annoying and having the weirdest of friends. This Tuber mostly plays on his server, Play(Dot)Skycade(dot)Net where he trolls his fans pretty harshly. Jack cares for no one but his eggplants and will kill anyone in his way!

JackSucksAtLife is a youtuber

Jack: oh, no wave today guys cause I am mad.
You: Why?
Jack: cause I just logged in , welcome to episode 42 of Harmony Hollow by the way.
You: Of course, we can read.
Jack: I've just logged in and I have seen some signs now. I expected some backlash, but did not expect this.

by Storkclips December 23, 2017

Jackalacken

Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.

Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).

Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).

Definition 4: Gremlin

Definition 1 example: "Valorant will be my game. Just like Overwatch which was suppose to be my game...."

Definition 2 example:

Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."

Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."

Cab00se: PepeHands

Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh

Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."

by Cab00seWasTaken March 7, 2020

JackSucksAtLife

Jack is a youtuber who uses floppy discs to play games on a PC and uses windows vista. He abused Wikipedia articles and made a diss track on a kid that is probably a 10 year old. He recently choked on a kazoo because he has a peanut brain.

JackSucksAtLife - The Reality Of Being Popular But Still Trash. (This Is A Joke)

by PheonixAndHisOfficialMeanings May 26, 2020

Jacksnake

When a redneck needs a verb but can't think of a real verb, they use jacksnake.

I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you.

by Ganononom November 6, 2020

jackback

An episode of LOST that is Jack-centric.

"Dammit! ANOTHER jackback this week?

by skc107 June 20, 2007

Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

jackalacker

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can

That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more

by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016