itai

Japanese, used to express pain

*someone falls on their butt* "Itai.."

by Farfello April 28, 2004

Italiano

the language spoken in Italy directly from Latin (the lanuage of ancient romans)

p.s. sorry for my english i hope that is all correct but i'm really italian and i speak english not too well.

here some italian (in italiano) phrases:
"ciao, come stai?" ===> "hi, how are you?"
"mi chiamo Antonio, piacere (di conoscerti!" ===> "my name is antonio, nice to meet you!"
"dov'è la stazione?" ===> "where is the train station?"
"grazie!" ===> "thank's!"

by wash87 April 3, 2007

italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

by ParkRoote April 11, 2008

italian hanger

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.

by Italian_Stallion December 28, 2005

Italian suitcase

1) a plastic bag, paper bag, bowling ball bag, any bag or carrying device , etc. other than a suitcase used to carry something that you don't want someone else to see

2) a plastic bag with something in it

1) After Louie wacked out 'Vinny the rat', he couldn't just carry his body out to the car. He had to make a couple of nice Italian suitcases out of him.

2) After last night I couldn't let Lisa do the walk of shame across campus so I gave that bitch an Italian suitcase for her f-ing stuff.

by muffhead October 19, 2009

italian girls

The best kind of girl there is. She will be your best friend, or your worst enemy. They're hot, usually dark haired & are the most beautiful girls ever. According to the Godfather "In Italy, the women are more dangerous then shotguns"

-Look at those two hot girls over there
-yea, they must be italian girls.

by bellaxo May 30, 2008

The Italian breakfast

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

by thepicklegod June 5, 2021