siamese insurance

Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.

For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.

by SteveDScot October 9, 2013

insurgent

A word for rebel that the Bush Administration uses to define freedom fighters in Iraq becuase the administration thinks that it sounds more like "inserted" implying that the rebel forces are from outside Iraq and therefore less legitimate.

"Let's not use 'rebel,' that will remind kids too much of Star Wars and they might start thinking that these people have a right to defend their country from foreign invaders. Use 'insurgent,' instead. That way it sounds like they're terrorists rather than just people trying to defend their homes."

- Donald Rumsfeld

by Captain Yellowbeard November 8, 2004

25 cent insurance policy

the terminology used in the movie "Grease" for condom.

aw, damn. i forgot my 25 cent insurance policy.

by reniiibearrrr(beat it) June 2, 2009

insurrection

To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.

John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.

by Filthy Sally March 28, 2005

misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.

Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Insurance Shit

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.

A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"

by Mikeunt October 22, 2010

Black Insurance

A non-African-American who brings a black friend guaranteeing against loss or harm in an area mostly populated by African-Americans.
**Other forms include, White Insurance, Brown Insurance, Yellow Insurance and Rainbow Insurance.

Latina: "I need to bring me some Black Insurance today when I go to the Compton swapmeet."

by La-loca May 21, 2007