by axn May 30, 2006
Howard Stern shaves his taint because otherwise his crotch would smell from all the ass and scrotum sweat that clings to his hairs.
by El Roberto October 29, 2005
by rick March 14, 2005
Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."
Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".
by millertime73 July 13, 2006
by Joytime November 16, 2010
by neptina March 24, 2005
Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.
Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.
by Dan weird October 31, 2017