when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.
Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."
Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
by ngee March 21, 2010
One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.
Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"
Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"
Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"
Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."
Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"
Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."
Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"
Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"
Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"
Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."
Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"
Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."
Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"
Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
by Paynfulone July 30, 2009
by amanda April 2, 2004
A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
by Optical_Epilepsy March 17, 2011
Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.
Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro
by BoredBob May 20, 2016
The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004
you
"shut the fuck up you illiterate neanderthal" - me, 2022
by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022