iguana licker

a guy or girl that is so ugly that she cant even suck a cock so she/he resorts to licking an iguana

''look how ugly that girl is''

''yea she must be an iguana licker''

by Eric GGew December 13, 2006

The Winking Iguana

When a woman's breasts point in opposite directions (iguana boobs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and Iguana is winking.

Man 1: hey did you see that chicks titties last night?
Man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jurassic park.

by pootie mcsnazzz August 20, 2011

Evil Iguana Productions

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.

P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends

by belllaaa. November 12, 2008

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi December 20, 2017

Naked iguana wrestling

The two combatants strip naked. A belt (or equivalent) is placed behinds the two competitors necks when facing each other on all fours. On 3, the wrestlers (when bound) attempt to back away from each other (as iguana do) and the first to cross the starting line (the original midpoint of the two) loses.

Shit got weird last night and I ended up naked iguana wrestling my mate.

by NakedIguanaWrestler August 18, 2017

marry your iguana

another word for marijuana

i could smell the marry your iguana from here
oi, eshaylad , pass the marry the iguana

by tis8445 March 25, 2018