Hypermarblitis

A chronic female condition where the clitoris(marble) is in a constant state of excitement. Relief of the condition is typically achieved only by frequent if not constant sexual stimulation.

Hey Tony, Dimitra just walked into the party. Don’t waste your time wth any other girl, she’s got debilitating hypermarblitis—you could be fucking her in the next five minutes and for the next five hours. She’s the ride that never ends!

by Baby Ratt February 7, 2021

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hypermathamatically

Hypothetically maths is hard, thinking is hard, thinking about hypotheticals is hard therefore the two words together equal hypermathimatically

Hypermathamatically do you like to canoe in the cold.

by Shkatni August 1, 2022

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hyperastrist

An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.

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Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)

"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."

by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

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hyperdating

Dating many different people over a short period of time.
Dating at Hyperspeed.

1st Man: OMG! I'm still single.I want to find my partner in life soon. Valentine's Day is coming!.

2nd Man: Dude! you should try hyperdating that happens before Valentine's Day comes.

1st Man: throws a hinky to the 2nd Man and then do a sigh.

by joharra October 28, 2009

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hyperbapticostalism

practicing the baptist religion with the zeal and influence of the Holy Spirit

Sister Smith is sure clapping and waving her hands alot to that song, she's got that hyperbapticostalism!

by apljak April 23, 2010

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Hyperbirth

When a being has given an excessive amount of births during it's lifetime that their bodies evolve to be able to instantly give birth to an offspring.

Dude, did you read the new chapter of the sonic fanfic? Tails was finally able to perform a Hyperbirth to a sonic offspring and they were able to defeat Shadow.

by Ahhyup December 11, 2020

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