Tom Hanks

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.

Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Ed01010112321 November 3, 2006

Hankle

To Hankle is to willingly place your hands around your ankles, if done right you should be in a bent over position as if you were bent over ready to take it in the ass hole from a black man or from life its self.

Ryan: Hey Adam whatchya doin all bent over like that?
Adam: Life is knockin on the back door, I figured id hankle be

by RottenPanda3 April 14, 2015

stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement

Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

bushman's hanky

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.

Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007

jizz hanky

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.

1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!

by menuuzer January 12, 2009

bush hanky

When someone blocks one nostril with their thumb and then blows out the other nostril with the force of a raging hormonal monkey on crack to eject the contents of the other nostril.

I didn't have a tissue so I used a bush hanky

by The bush hanky man January 30, 2015

Hanka

girl with the most beautiful eyes and a smile in space.

who was that
That's Hanka the most amazing thing I've ever met

by Lidlpold November 30, 2020