Exploratory Husband

A man who is married, but at times ventures outside of the union to explore other options.

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Person one: "Who's that walking down the street?"

Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."

Person one: "Exploratory husband?"

Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that

the woman he's with...isn't his wife."

by Brain Food December 11, 2009

Husband

The hardcore version of a boyfriend.

"Wow, I sure do love my husband, he's great"

by Hfddddgh b g May 15, 2016

husband

1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.

1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.

by A Bear January 6, 2006

Husband

You!
*My best friend
*Loves me unconditionally
*Always there for me no matter what
*The most handsome
*Extremely funny
*The only person I'll ever want or need

I love you so much my amazing husband

by YoursTruly... February 2, 2019

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

husbank

The only reason that woman married me...to be her husbank.

Well, now I can quit my job and spend my days at the mall because I have a new husbank.

by notbitteratall February 24, 2006

Work Husband

That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.

Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'

So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband

by Ne55a December 1, 2015