Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

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Hurl

a man who rests in a bathtub

OMG hurl Arthur is totally fucking posing for the total evoplsicamnet go wmabnd

by Eatmyrubberducklings March 1, 2022

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Hurl Feces

A saying hip with Gen Z. You use this saying when you're going absolutely apeshit. This has plenty of different uses, but primarily, people say this for comedic purposes. Additionally, you can use this in response to almost about anything.

Person A: Bro, I just killed some kid in an online game!
Person B: Spam in the chat "Hurl feces", I'll join you.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Boss: You get your paperwork done for today?
You: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

by MasunoMenace August 7, 2022

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